Sorry, But I Have To Ask...Senator Larry Craig (R) Idaho

Larry, Larry Larry. I can kind of get that you spread your legs apart a little far to keep you pants off of the nasty floor in public toilets. I got that. But, pardon me I have to ask these next questions. Enquiring minds want to know. You know how that goes don't you Larr?

If you are trying to keep your pants clean did you or did you not opt to use a paper 'ass gasket' before you assumed the 'wide stance' and plopped yourself down?

If you did use the paper 'ass gasket' kudos to you for being hygienic. If you did carefully place the paper 'ass gasket' on the seat why in the hell were you picking up paper off of the nasty toilet floor? Was there no toilet paper in the infamous stall?

If you didn't intend to wipe your ass with the toilet paper that was on the floor, by the way, totally unhygienic...maybe you were simply being so fastidious you were merely policing your area? See Larry, those toilets were, pardon the pun, already being policed.

Public service is one thing, being serviced in a public toilet quite another. Servicing the public toilet really goes above and beyond the term 'public servant'

Oh it's hard to have it both ways isn't it?