Sorry, But I Have To Ask...Senator Larry Craig (R) Idaho

Larry, Larry Larry. I can kind of get that you spread your legs apart a little far to keep you pants off of the nasty floor in public toilets. I got that. But, pardon me I have to ask these next questions. Enquiring minds want to know. You know how that goes don't you Larr?

If you are trying to keep your pants clean did you or did you not opt to use a paper 'ass gasket' before you assumed the 'wide stance' and plopped yourself down?

If you did use the paper 'ass gasket' kudos to you for being hygienic. If you did carefully place the paper 'ass gasket' on the seat why in the hell were you picking up paper off of the nasty toilet floor? Was there no toilet paper in the infamous stall?

If you didn't intend to wipe your ass with the toilet paper that was on the floor, by the way, totally unhygienic...maybe you were simply being so fastidious you were merely policing your area? See Larry, those toilets were, pardon the pun, already being policed.

Public service is one thing, being serviced in a public toilet quite another. Servicing the public toilet really goes above and beyond the term 'public servant'

Oh it's hard to have it both ways isn't it?

Richard Jewell is Dead...Atlanta NOT bomber!

How many people remember Richard Jewell as the Atlanta Bomber? The guy that everyone was so sure planted a bomb so that he could discover it and be a hero...well everyone was wrong.

I remember watching the incident on TV, I remember being proud of Richard Jewell for saving so many lives and then I remember thinking how badly I had been duped.

Whether it was an accidental leak from the FBI, or it was an intentional one meant to apply pressure to Jewell so he would fold, this poor man should have been compensated for the stress and heart ache he endured. Janet Reno said "I'm very sorry it happened. I think we owe him an apology. I regret the leak."

Well Janet, thinking you owe someone an apology as opposed to actually giving him one are not the same things. The real bomber Eric Rudolph in fact was never caught on Janet Reno's watch.

Richard Jewell, was a good man trying to do a good thing. He was a good son. I didn't know Richard Jewell but, I know he was a good son because 10 years after the Centennial Olympic Park bombing his biggest regret was having his mother swell with pride only to see her jewbulation stripped from her. Now that's a good son.

Had the DOJ, the FBI or anyother agency responded to their 'mistake' with some just compensation everyone would have remembered Jewell differently. I would have remember him as the guy they tried to screw and had to pay because of it...

I want my money back...I want the money that my taxes paid to help pay Janet Reno, that helped to pay the FBI agents...I want my money back that helped to ruin yet another perfectly good life.

Rest in Peace Richard Jewell, they 'done you wrong'.

Senator Larry Craig...I don't believe a word

Oh please let's get down to the brass tacks here shall we?

Craig claims when he has a bowel movement he requires a 'wider stance' with his feet...that's so he can relieve himself of all the Sh*t he is packing around.

This guy is finished. He claims his hand under the stall next to him palm up (according to the arrest report) was just there picking up a sheet of toilet paper off of the floor....

OH please...the guy has already pleaded guilty back when this happened ...to make it go away quietly...

Well this isn't going to go away. I think Larry Craig has to go away...far far away.

Read the arrest report here!

Who Knew? There Really is a Secret Hand Shake...err Foot Shake and Senator Larry Craig Knows What That is!

Okay Ewwwwwe! Too much information.

They say you live and learn, okay maybe there are some things people just don't need to learn. As in there is actually a signal that men can use in public toilets that will signal to another man he is willing to participate in some sort of sex.

Now I'm not going to cast any stones here, I'll say I haven't come across it, but if there is a signal that men use, there most probably is a signal that women wanting sex use as well. Are they the same? Who the heck knows.

Back to that living and learning thing. Thanks to Senator Larry Craig and his unfortunate misunderstanding at the men's public toilets at a Minnesota airport, I now know too much! Oh lordie lordie, way too much. In all fairness to Larry Craig I didn't have to google feet in public toilets, but I was looking for a picture to post here so plenty of what I just found out really isn't Larry Craig's fault...that said I'd like to know how Larry Craig found out about the secret foot shake...okay maybe I don't want to know how he found out.

It's enough to say obviously this guy has engaged in this sorted behaviour in the past...that's how he knew about the secret foot tapping toe touching hand waving signals he used to get himself arrested in the public toilet in the public airport, while serving the public of the great state of Idaho, and the United States in general...and I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

Here is one more guy, decrying the actions of the 'homosexuals' at every turn, while he is poking strange men in strange places...in strange toilets in strange cities...
Can you tell this all seems strange to me?

I guess my question is why are those most vocal about 'values' are the ones most likely to be engaging in the acts they are opposing?

Not that anyone has ever been able to define what the HELL they mean when they say "Values". I grew up thinking a value was paying $2.00 for a jar of pickles worth $3.50...now that's a value!!!

It really is time to line them all up against a wall and pants them and send them all home to what ever perverted, delusional and twisted lives they were leading before they were sent mistakenly to Washington...

I do want my money back, and by the way I want my government back too. I'm beginning to feel there should be an age restriction on holding office and maybe that age should be only those 17 to 22 years of age. We need some innocents and clean slates. Those in Washington are looking more and more like a colony of decaying leprotics...

We Took Fluffy to a Farm Where He Could Run Free...

They say there are about 50 dogs that may have to be put down as a result of the single celled pond life I'm calling Amoeba-vick enterprize.

I don't believe these dogs can be rehabilitated to the point they could ever be trusted in the general population. I do believe they deserve to be taken to the 'farm'.

Amoeba-vick, as part of his debt to society should have to buy each of his victims a half acre of land, cozy housing, good feed and a caretaker. These poor dogs fell victim to the blood lust and financial greed of the lowest form of life. These dogs need to be cared for in a humane way for the rest of their natural lives. Amoeba-vick has the financial resources to make this restitution and he should be made to do so.

Each dog should be able to chase a ball or a rabbit. Each needs to know the simple "dog joy" of napping on the grass in the shade of an oak tree with a full tummy. Each should be free to dream of chasing rabbits, free to put the nightmares they have lived and witnessed behind them.

For those saying these dogs are too dangerous to live, I say we keep lions and tigers and bears in zoos in circumstances deemed to be some humane. These dogs are no more dangerous than the polar bears living in captivity, and would certainly be easier to care for and contain than a lion.

Putting these dogs to death is the same as saying any life once sullied by crime, or circumstance is no longer a viable life.

We know what D O G is spelled backwards...that didn't happen by accident. Dog truly is man's best friend. A dog treated humanly only wants to be part of the team. He gives unconditional love when treated humanely. He will sacrifice his life for his teammates if he feels the need. He will starve to death right along with his crew if that's what life's circumstances present.

I'm haven't lost sight of the fact that there are people in this world being tortured and murdered everyday. My heart bleeds for the condition of this world. In many ways that same condition has lead to people behaving far worse than wild animals. But, this is one single incicent where we know who had commited the crime, where there is the money to make some restitution to the victims rather than executing the victim.

I believe if these dogs are allowed to be euthanized then we as a society have given up our collective humanity.

Amoeba-Vick

Any of a large genus (Amoeba) of naked rhizopod protozoans with lobed and never anastomosing pseudopodia, without permanent organelles or supporting structures.
This is what a puppy should look like.

I've never been a fan of Pit bulls or Rottweilers or any type of dog that people have bred to be vicious. I understand fully the argument that owners of these breeds of dogs make; dogs are taught to be vicious. I understand and have really quite a lot of empathy for that argument, but I'm sorry I'm still not trusting of these breeds of dogs. For that matter I'm not completely trusting of any dog, except my own.

BUT, and that is a big BUT, when was the last time you heard of anyone being killed by being mauled by a poodle? Today it isn't about the breed of dog however, it's about a breed of non-human.

This is not what a puppy should look like!

I have no earthly idea how long Michael Vick will serve in prison on this planet, but I have some idea of how long he will have to serve in the after-life prison.

I don't usually think about these things, I really don't like to assume what the creator has in mind, but there can be no question that anyone that abuses the helpless has a 'special' place reserved the exclusive establishment we mortals call Hell.

Even the worst of the worst in the prison systems have a way of reserving special treatment for those convicted of the most heinous of crimes. Child killers, child molesters, and the Jeffery Dauhmer types seemingly do meet with a special kind of justice once they get behind bars.

Vick may end up starting his sentence eternal sentence sooner than he thinks. After all, I have heard this said "you can F*** with my money, you can F*** with my hair, but don't...Don't F*** with my dog.

People like their dogs. Vick's camp is coming out nearly daily with words of contrition. "Mr. Vick knows now he made a mistake". NO...that won't cut it. I now know I made a mistake is what one says when they find the error they made while balancing their check book. A mistake is picking up the fat-free salad dressing instead of the Ranch dressing.

Michael Vick knew what he was doing was wrong. He knew what he was involved in was cruel to the nth degree. He knew what he was doing would ruin him and destroy the life he was leading. All this is evidenced by his attempts at keeping what he was doing hidden.

Now the NAACP doesn't think that Michael Vick should be banned from playing Pro-football. I frankly don't think he should be banned either. Logic might dictate that would be a just outcome for what he has done after he has finished serving his sentence, but I hope that he isn't banned.

I for one would like to see who if anyone would actually share a dressing room with this amoebae. I'd like to see what organization if any would be so bold as to spit in the face of every decent fan by giving this 'amoebae' a spot on a team.

Michael Vick should have his name erased from every page on which it has been written.

I vow to never write his name again. If I make any reference to him in the future it will be as amoeba-vick, the former, if ever, human being that ruined his own life by his own cruelty.

Amoeba-vick this is what a puppy should look like!