Friday, July 27, 2007

NASA Lunitics: I Want My Money Back

So....let's see what the money gets US tax payers today.

At NASA the suposed premier space agency on earth. Suposedly manned by the creme d'la creme the US has to offer, produces the Lunitic Lisa Nowak. What she did was extremely troublesome however, there probably isn't anyone that hasn't felt at least a small burst of insanity when it comes to 'love'.

What should make the American Tax payer go a little bit Lunitic is what may be coming out in a report being released by NASA today.

It seems an independant health panel was set up to find out just what pushed their lil'miss Lisa over the top causing her to go 'Nowak'. Nowak is now the term used by all my best girlfriends to discribe the lunitic behaviour men can induce on normally sane women.

Getting back to the independant health panel and their findings. Aparently on at least 2 seperate occasions, the cream of the crop, the most studied and tested humans in America were allowed to fly while drunk.

Drunk, okay.

Now I've said time and time again, "I'm not a rocket scientist" but, the more I read the more I realize I missed my calling. And not just me, but apparently nearly all of us are smarter than rocket scientits.

These drunk astronauts were so drunk they indeed posed a safety risk, yet they were allowed to fly in spite of warnings from flight surgeons and other astronauts.
Well wake up and smell the coffee astronauts, it looks like no one at NASA gives a plug nickle what happens to you.

Were I a rocket scientist, or an astronaut for that matter, I'd be kicking ass and taking names.

It's well past time that the American Tax Payers put their foot down. Too much for too long and sadly turned into too little too late. If you want me to keep paying your salary, you'd better keep the cork in the bottle and the nut jobs out of diapers and off my interstates!

The health panel, according to Aviation Week & space Technology reports that the independant health panel also found "heavy use of Alcohol" before launch within the stadard 12-hour 'bottle-to-throttle' rule.

Okay, Ladies and Gentlemen in Congress, I for one want my money back.

NASA will no doubt try to spin unsubstantiated claims, maybe people with a grudge were telling lies. They may say members of the crew and not pilots were too drunk to fly...I don't care how they spin this one out.

Americans, and the rest of the world for that matter have been led to believe over the course of decades that NASA really was the top of the top guns.
It turns out the 60's sitcom "I dream of Jeannie" wasn't really fiction. What a barrel of Lunes!

Former shuttle commander Eileen Collins was stunned at the news of drinking, stunned I'll bet.

NASA has been plagued by troubles for a long long time. Now we are about to find out why.

I want my money back. How about you?

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